The Workspace: TeamViewer From Bed

Here's how I actually work: desktop PC with two 32-inch curved monitors. Once you go dual curved, you can never go back to a single screen. It's a massive productivity boost.

But here's the thing — my bed is literally right behind my desk. So instead of sitting at the computer like a normal person, I sprawl out in bed with my laptop, open TeamViewer, and remote into the desktop that's two meters away. The monitors are on, all the terminals are running, and I'm controlling the whole thing from under a blanket.

Luna — my dog, an absolute crackhead but sweet as hell — curls up next to me while I work. Bob, our big-boned orange cat we yanked out of the countryside, is usually somewhere nearby being majestic. And Zuze, the princess, does whatever she wants because she's earned it.

My coding music: the nastiest, most disgusting EDM I can find. The kind that gets into your soul and twists it up from the inside. But lately I've just been leaving the ChampChase website open with the music player on loop — Funk, House, Latino on repeat. Using your own game's soundtrack as your work playlist hits different.

Oh, and the username on my computer? 'Ur mom.' I was reinstalling Windows and thought it was funny. Now it's in every single file path in the codebase. The full file path to the pipeline scripts is C:\Users\Ur mom\Desktop\Lets fuckin get this bread YE. The Unity project lives at C:\Users\Ur mom\Desktop\ChampChase\Unity. Yes, both are real.